Slapping The Hell Out Of A President! By Ozodinukwe Okenwa

The President of France, Emmanuel Macron, became the youngest (contemporary) French chief when he won the presidential poll four years within the past. He became 39 years outdated then! He made historical previous as a honest young man who went solo within the dawdle ignoring the established outdated political occasions and the institution itself to rise to the very high, the pinnacle of energy in a gigantic European nation. When he began his grassroots mobilisation visiting cities and towns along with his “En Marche” movement many French bookmakers had written him off as a rookie, a wannabe President.

But he proved naysayers corrupt by convincingly defeating the nationalist gang led by an clean stallion, Marine Le Pen. Since coming to energy President Macron has made historical previous for corrupt and factual causes. He has survived some storms and overcame every speak or adversity that came his system.

When the “gillet jeunes” (yellow vest) crisis hit his administration few years within the past he extinct the energy of leadership and diplomacy to stabilize the chaotic downside, placing forward laws and say. All the plot during the height of the Coronavirus pandemic France misplaced thousands of her nationals especially senior electorate. Confronted with the unprecedented effectively being crisis Macron intervened whenever wanted imposing confinements, lockdowns, curfews, closing colleges and hammering on the necessity for admire for the measures to curb its snappy spread.

All the plot during the diplomatic spat with Turkey he displayed maturity beyond his age because the Turkish civilian dictator,  Recep Tayyip Erdogan, preferred invectives and even labelled Macron as “insane”! In Africa (especially the Francophone international locations with politico-financial, cultural and linguistic ties with France) Macron acts as an Emperor. 

Seeing a young man his age assembly and endorsing or disputing the insurance policies of take a seat-tight Presidents luxuriate in Paul Biya, Alassane Ouattara and Alpha Conde (males outdated ample to be his father) might per chance well well well ship a factual or corrupt message to folks who glimpse him because the face of commerce within the ‘FrancAfrique’ conundrum.

When Idris Deby Itno, the late Chadian dictator, became killed on the war entrance up north (according to the official version) President Macron wasted no time endorsing continuity on the expense of democracy and its due task. For causes of safety Macron needed to be masks in N’djamena for the length of the burial of Deby warning rebels and terrorists that France would never allow anybody threaten Chad. He openly truly helpful Gen. Mahamat Deby, the son of the late precise chief.

But in Mali President Macron is making exercise of diverse options. Colonel Assimi Goita and the martial gang that overthrew the outdated President Ibrahim Keita needed to depose the Transition President and High Minister in one more masks of force. Macron became very intransigent withdrawing the thousands of French troops struggling with rebels operating on the borders. As of late, Col. Goita has taken back govt energy promising to withhold to the promise of overall elections early next year.

President Macron made historical previous by marrying his outdated University lecturer, Brigitte, a girl (68) outdated ample to be his mother! Despite the detestable talks and mockeries the couple are silent playing their presidential luxuriate in existence. He has no shrimp one of his non-public even when the First Girl has three teenagers fathered by one more man! Her first son is relating to the same age with her husband!

The disparity in age might per chance well well seem corrupt for the ignorant. Macron can non-public chosen Brigitte for political or amorous causes. Love the colourless truth and ‘pencilless’ elegance luxuriate in breaks all options of human engagement. Some African hustlers abroad ‘marry’ white grannies or widows of evolved age for financial or citizenship (social-safety) causes.

With the presidential poll in France slated for April of next year Macron is calling for for one more 5 years on the Elyseé Palace in Paris. He is currently engaged in pre-marketing and marketing campaign mobilisation excursions. Since the opposition (ably led by Ms Marine Le Pen) are determined to displace Macron the President is mobilizing stressful for re-election. Though the view polls favour his re-election he’s leaving nothing to likelihood.

Few weeks within the past President Macron became within the south-eastern city of Tain-l’Hermitage on the Drome residing. Whereas there he had sought to come nearer to the oldsters as he in overall did. With a ambitious crowd of supporters ready on the back of the barricade the youthful chief bounced in direction of them. 

As he made to greet them enthusiastically one Damien Tarel, a 28-year-outdated medieval historical previous fanatic, had shaken the President. As Macron made to shake others Tarel held his hand handing over a sizzling slap and shouting ‘down with Macronism’!

He became subsequently introduced down by the presidential safety workers, handcuffed and taken away. President Macron, after the violent incident, persisted along with his public exchange. He looked silent. His existence might per chance well well well now now not had been threatened. The aggressor, Tarel, has since been judged and sentenced to four months in penal advanced for assaulting a highly-placed public figure.

In France energy has since been demystified. Politics, nationwide or local, is centred on the oldsters — the only real repository of energy. Elections are clear, free and comely with shrimp or no squabbles or litigations. Put up-revolution, centuries within the past, the French society stays a reference level around the arena for its democracy, greatness and colonial heritage. Provider provide, safety of lives and properties constitute the very essence of governance in any admire ranges.

Attributable to this President Emmanuel Macron is as easy as likely, visiting the nationwide soccer crew and talking to the entire avid gamers real sooner than their departure for the present Euro 2021 soccer fiesta. In overall the President goes on tour of the French hinterlands assembly the regular folks and bantering with them, assuredly on the streets. He is incessantly on the transfer.

Though Macron had been accused of playing ‘Jupiter’ by the gripping oppostion and the clicking, that is, playing god, all-out of the ordinary and omniscience, the President had brushed off such conception arguing that he came to reform the scheme and commerce the face of French politics.

One wonders if what occurred within the Drome residing animated Macron and Tarel had played itself out in an African nation. If Tarel had been to be a Nigerian, an Ivorian or a Camerounian for example. If he had slapped President Buhari, President Ouattara or President Biya what would had been his destiny this day. Most likely Tarel would now now not be alive this day to be telling the Judges that he slapped the President because he disapproved of his insurance policies.

Or that if he had invited Macron to a avenue strive against he would non-public now now not had the braveness to mission out!

If an African President had been to had been enthusiastic then Tarel would had been shot slow abruptly. Or if he managed to live to order the tale the savagery that can non-public greeted his effrontery would had been a bitter trip in hell. He would had been tortured beyond recognition if now now not killed extra-judicially while in detention! 

Nobody might per chance well well well be unsleeping justice but what might per chance well well well be utmost within the minds of the goons providing safety for the actual person of energy Africana would had been to ‘ruin’ the ‘terrorist’ or ‘prison’! He would had been severely dealt with to aid as deterrence to others.

To be a celeb in France you real have to full the bizzare finest thing. The man who slapped President Macron might per chance well well well come out of penal advanced and post a book (Slapping The Hell Out Of A President as title for example) detailing how and why he hit Macron on his cheek. And sooner than anybody might per chance well well well cry ‘holy Jesus’ that book might per chance well well well become the bestseller in France.

SOC Okenwa

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